Conversations at the Swanstrom House.
Me: I vacuumed under the couch today. Kevin: What did you find? Me: What makes you think that I found something? Kevin: Oh, You found something! Trust me! Me: OK, I found 6 pencils.... Kevin: Sorry about that. Me: And one Hello Panda. Kevin: Sorry about that. Me: And a whole lot of crumbs. Kevin: And some pretzels? Me: No, that was last time. I've vacuumed since pretzel day. (One day after this conversation, the kids left the cushions so crooked that I had to straighten them and I found a glow stick and a quarter.)