Rebecca's Crabbing Rap

Sittin' here with Allison
Down by the pier
Bored as hell
Too young to drink beer.
Tryin' to pass time,
bustin' them rhymes.
They be all like,
"Becky, where'd you find this jazz?"
Whatchu talkin' 'bout?
I'm pulling this outta my ass!

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